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What to Say on a Sex Chat Line: 20+ Funny & Naughty Topics

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What to Say on a Sex Chat Line: 20+ Naughty & Funny Conversation Starters

Feeling a little nervous about what to say on a sex chat line? It’s completely normal to wonder how to break the ice or keep the conversation hot and interesting. The best calls happen when you feel confident and have a few ideas ready to go.

Whether you’re looking for something funny, a little naughty, or just a great conversation starter, this guide has you covered. We’ve put together 20+ ideas to help you skip the awkward silence and get right to the fun.

Here’s what to talk about.

The Best Icebreakers: How to Start the Call

The first 30 seconds set the tone. Instead of a simple “hey,” try one of these to kick things off with energy.

  • “So, what kind of trouble are you looking to get into tonight?”

  • “Tell me the highlight of your day… be as descriptive as you want.”

  • “I’ve been thinking about (insert a fantasy) all day. Does that ever happen to you?”

  • “What’s your name, and what’s the one thing I should know about you right away?”

  • “Let’s skip the small talk. What’s the most adventurous thing you’ve ever done?”

Funny & Flirty Topics to Keep it Light

Laughter is a powerful aphrodisiac. These questions are great for building rapport and having a fun, flirty chat.

  • “What’s your ‘unpopular opinion’ that always gets you into trouble?”

  • “Tell me about your funniest ‘oops’ moment or embarrassing story.”

  • “If we had 24 hours to do anything, no consequences, what’s the first thing we’d do?”

  • “What’s a song that always gets you in ‘the mood’?”

  • “Describe your ideal date… but make it the ‘naughty’ version.”

When you’re ready to move the conversation to the next level, these direct questions and topics make your intentions clear.

  • “What are you wearing right now? Or, what would you rather be wearing?”

  • “What’s a fantasy you’ve always had but have never told anyone?”

  • “Tell me about your biggest turn-on. The more details, the better.”

  • “If I was there with you right now, what would you want me to do first?”

  • “Let’s try some role-play. What’s a scenario you’ve always wanted to act out?”

Sometimes the weirdest questions lead to the best conversations. Use these when you want to get creative and see where their mind goes.

  • “What’s the most rebellious thing you’ve ever done?”

  • “If you could have any superpower for one night, what would you choose and why?”

  • “What’s your ‘guilty pleasure’ that’s not so guilty?”

  • “Tell me a secret you’ve never shared on a chat line before.”

  • “Describe your idea of a ‘perfectly sinful’ evening.”

The most important tip? Just be yourself and have fun. There’s no right or wrong way to have a fantasy chat. The best conversations are the ones where you both feel comfortable exploring your desires.

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