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The Funniest (and Weirdest) Things People Have Said on Party Hotlines

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Ever get bored and feel like calling a party hotline for some laughs? Well, you’re not alone! Thousands of people call party hotlines every day to have some fun and make new friends. But sometimes, things can get a bit weird. We asked our readers to share the funniest (and weirdest) things they have said to strangers on party hotlines, and here are some of the best responses!

The Weirdest Things People Have Said on Party Hotlines

When you call one of those party hotlines, you never know what you’re going to get. Sometimes it’s a steamy conversation with someone who’s looking for a good time. But other times, you get something completely unexpected

Like the time I called and heard someone say, “I’m a turtle.” Or the time I called and heard someone say, “I’m a llama.” It was definitely weird, but also strangely intriguing.

I never knew what to expect when I called those party lines, which made the experience all the more exciting. Each time was like an adventure, and I never knew if I was going to hear something sexy or something strange.

It was definitely an interesting experience, but I’m glad I did it. It was a lot of fun, and it definitely gave me some stories to tell!

The Funniest Things People Have Said on Party Hotlines

Ever called a party hotline and had no idea what to say? Well, you’re not alone. These hilarious party-goers have shared some of the funniest things they’ve ever said on party hotlines. From cheesy pickup lines to outrageous requests, these quotes are sure to make you laugh.

“Hi, is this the Party Hotline? I was wondering if you could help me find a date for tonight.”

“Can I order a pizza?’

“Do you have any games for Xbox 360?”

“I’m looking for a party that’s not too far away from me and has free beer.”

“Do you know what the party hotline number is?”

I’ve had some pretty funny experiences talking to strangers on party hotlines. I remember one time I called and started talking to a guy who was from England. We had a great conversation, and I thought it was going to lead to something more. But then he dropped the bombshell that he was actually married! Talk about a party foul.

Another time, I called and started talking to a guy who was really into cars. We talked about cars for hours, and I thought we had a lot in common. But then he told me that he was actually a mechanic! Needless to say, our conversation didn’t go too well after that.

But my favorite party hotline story has to be the time I called and started talking to a guy who was really into llamas. We talked about llamas for a while, and then he asked me to send him a picture of my feet. I have no idea why, but I did it!

It’s definitely been an interesting experience talking to strangers on party hotlines, and I’ve learned that you can never predict what’s going to happen. So if you’re ever feeling bored, give one of these party lines a call and see what happens! You might be surprised at what you find!

Do you have any party hotline stories? Share them in the comments below! We would love to hear them! And don’t forget to check out our party line directory for more information on party hotlines near you.